Hey Guys,
My name is Sam .
and welcome to my weird little world.
Enjoy your Visit.
Oh and by the way
I ship Kevedd<3

punkbread:

when all your favorite people are online

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donnacabonna:

i wonder if my first follower still follows me

bigrnac:

“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

(Source: ouijasquiji)

daftpnk:

112b:

Boys who wear glasses can f me

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lets go get this pussy

  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know

flirtytwink:

I just wanna do cute things with you like crush the patriarchy, fight for gender equality and help to destroy racism

(Source: jonasbruhs)

aresnakesreal:

this should not be as funny as it is

alt-j:

calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids

urlannoying:

when you still need to fill another half a pageimage

guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages

opraah:

you cant get in my pants unless you have these under yoursimage

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

nilincartierwellsfuyutsukifanfic:

songofages:

This was ad-libbed by the voice actor, Craig Ferguson and they chose to keep it in because they loved it. Kids won’t get it but adults will be thinking “did he just imply what I think he implied?”

And later the director confirmed it.

DeBlois revealed that, the reason Gobber never got married, is because he is homosexual. This makes him the first homosexual character of the franchise, and even DreamWorks itself.

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(Source: starrdork)

nigiris:

i was playing animal crossing while laying next to my grandma and i usually complain a lot out loud and i go “gosh i need to donate more fishes to my museum” and she just turns to me and says “what you need is a boyfriend and maybe a couple friends”

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 thank